Welcome.

If you are seeing this,you probably got the link to it. Welcome to "Daily Life of a Speedrunner (Might Not Be Daily)".

SPEEDRUNNER (V): Some one who does speedruns.

SPEEDRUN (N,V) : finishing a video game in the fastest time possible; someone who finishes video games in the fastest time possible.

So you have a nice time. First update will most likely be 5/12/12. If not, the 13th.